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"The opposite of minimum?" Asked the professor. Replied the girl's primary school, the father of "mini".

"What the king do when he ascended the throne" asked the schoolmaster, many have a small hand in class, one student responded: "He sat down.

A little school boy told his mother that her class teacher praised him to give a better answer to the question "How many legs does a chicken have?" All other children in the classroom. "What has was your answer? asked his mother, and the boy's school had repeated: "Three!" "His was the closest to answering questions from the teacher.

"How many children in the family?" the teacher asked a child of school age, the answer was: "Me and my two sisters in Mississippi, and a baby who turns out to be a boy."

A noted professor of music in this book about one of his students: "B-flat when his ear bent."

The school boys and girls grew, so that their teacher explained the "birds and bees" - "" Oh, "said one student," As humans, then ... "

When the child begins school: "I is ..." It was not funny, it did not amuse the teacher! "How many times must I tell him -" I am ", it is 'I.. .. Am "and not" I is! .. Now I use the word in a sentence, and that's good! " The small pupil, obeying the instructions of the teacher, the alphabet looked and said: "I am .. .. after the letter "H"!

"O-oh!" encouraged a little school girl after hauling his homework first marked by the class teacher, and bragged to her friends in school "My homework has made me a kiss from my teacher, he has a red large "X" on it! "

When there was a suspicious pool of water on the floor of the classroom, and the next day and the next day, the teachers decided that it must stop. "Let's all close our eyes," the professor in charge ", and let the child be responsible and write on the blackboard!" One child was heard tiptoe towards the picture, write something and then again. The professor said: "Let us open our eyes today, children, and read." Now there was another puddle on the floor of the classroom, writing on the card as follows: "I am relieved."

"Where was the Declaration of Independence signed ..?" asked the professor. "Please, miss ..." got a child's hand, "It was signed at the bottom."

The boy went to school early in her sexual education class first, to sit in the front row. When the boy returned from school, his parents asked how he was. "Ha!" said the student, "That was the theory!

A teacher of religious education made this entry in his notebook of humor on one of the students: "This is going to hell!"

One of the anecdotes of the late Professor Orhan Seyfi Ari is about this: Having had the opportunity to teach a child to school among adolescents a brochure entitled "Smoking kills early, a few days later he was given by The student newspaper clipping reporting the death of a celebrity seniors who said he was a smoker.

"Give me a name," said the professor. "Door" replied one student. She asked another: "Give me another name ..." The other replied: "Another door."

Having struck the students for some graffiti on the blackboard, the teacher proceeded to teach Shakespeare, then, under the control of the class, asked one student, "Who wrote" Romeo and Juliet'..?" Students, miles, replied: "This is not me, miss, I did not, honest! .."

(An account of this strange response, his father saw the humor of it: "Ho-ho-h.