Posted on April 2, 2010.
Want to read some funny but true stories? The police asked a beggar without legs ***** in Oklahoma City to establish his identity have been conducted around the corner where the car of a brand new driver waiting with her. Agency News -
Woman on phone is difficult to stop - Roanoke, Va., Nov. 29 (AP). Have phone, will speak. This was apparently the view of a woman who has a kind of record by speaking to the Police Department Roanoke exactly seven hours and fifteen minutes Friday night and Saturday. Police have not identified the woman by name. She called for 1:44 p.m., last night and I reported a stolen watch. Once the complaint has been resolved, she began a conversation that covers almost everything from home furnishings to the policy. Busy Police responded to calls of others, but the lady kept the right to speak. The end came shortly after 7:00, she began to cast his words, then came what police described as a bump followed by the soft hum. - Paper Georgia
The field of Sheffield yesterday was related to frost and so liberally treated with sand, 16 thousand spectators were soon laughing antics of the actors. - Sunday Journal
Question. How can you tell the age of a snake? Answer. It is extremely difficult to tell the age of a snake unless you know exactly when he was born. Detroit News
A fisherman of Marseille was the biggest catch of the day during the weekend. He hooked a 12-St. 12-lb. diver blowing bubbles and a wide range of adjectives. - Program Roundabout BBC
Wanted to Buy: park, bed and high chair also two single beds. - Hawkes Bay Herald Tribune, NZ
According to the guards in the Shenandoah National Park, Virginia, the bear chew Redwood posted signs reading: "DO NOT feed the bears." - New York Post
Throughout the night the London police were combing the underworld for three youths who escaped the prison wall of Wormwood Scrubs, London. Ms. Johnson has been picking blackberries on Wednesday afternoon when she saw a piece of rope thrown over black. A wooden ladder followed, and three men fell on the grass in the road that divides the garden of Mrs. Johnson's prison wall. "I thought they were dodging for a cup of tea, and intended to go back," said Ms. Johnson. "I did not bother to give the alarm. - Daily Express
LET U.S. offer a price for your organization REMOVAL - Join in the furniture store in Croydon
Corned beef was sent to a school canteen Bridgend. Teachers, he sniffed and did not like it. A canteen manager he sniffed, but he delivers well, the city health inspector and he sniffed it passed as good, the city medical officer, he sniffed and declared it good - then ordered to be destroyed, because too many people had sniffed. - Daily Express
What about the guy who walked into a bank, then ordered the teller to deposit funds in its account at gunpoint. Then rode his bicycle home to the sheriff pending.
Do not feed them !!!!!!!! (Half of the sign is chewed) lol I think they do not care what they eat.
haha
those are great!
"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." Brooke Shields
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error. - Weisert
"Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly." -Batman costume warning label
You've got to love that last after having worked as a punishment in high school in the school cafeteria during lunch. lol
And I believe the beggar as well.
Despite our economic situation, America still has a heart when it comes to giving.
I like the age of the d'un snake, and youth escaped, Star ............................. ...
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